As Goat Simulator and Surgery Simulator prove, many folks don’t take their gaming too seriously. And what could possibly be less serious than dueling penises? That’s pretty much the premise of Genital Jousting, a game where you control a “wiggly anus” and (flaccid) penis, complete with testicles. First conceived at a game jam, the title has finally got a full release, as it were, to Steam Early Access.
It’s perhaps best to let the developer, Devolver Digital, describe it. “Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus in a variety of game modes, each featuring a stimulating orgy of objectives: Penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges,” the PR actually says.
Suffice to say, the end goal, so to speak, is to get the dick into the butt. You can play online or in local multiplayer with up to eight competitors, in classic or party mode. Challenges include “Double Delight,” “Obstacle Intercourse” and “Weiner Round Up,” which, you’ll just have to check the video below to see what those are (NSFW, very obviously). If you’re up for some ridiculous fun, the game is now on Steam Early Access for $4.99 or £3.99 in the UK.